Menace to suburbia 

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
08/16/2016 at 11:02 • Filed to: Cletus-Vette

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And I love it. Drove it home from work yesterday. Set off someone’s car alarm while idling at a light.


DISCUSSION (34)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 11:07

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It looks like an angry fiberglass frog on PCP.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/16/2016 at 11:09

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I was thinking an angry spider.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 11:13

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My sports-rat will race yours and destroy it.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > LongbowMkII
08/16/2016 at 11:13

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SPIDERFROG


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/16/2016 at 11:14

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You’re a poet. I love that haha


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 11:14

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alternate title: Boyz w no Hood


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
08/16/2016 at 11:15

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Oh she’s not actually that fast haha maybe a 14.5 if I could shift it right.


Kinja'd!!! Shift24 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 11:16

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Just means those Canadian cars can’t handle that much freedom.

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Kinja'd!!! Seat Safety Switch > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 11:17

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This is magnificent .


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Seat Safety Switch
08/16/2016 at 11:20

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Wait ‘til the tunnel ram shows up. Muahahaha


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 11:21

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dude.....red LED lighting up the missing portion. make it look like its ‘bleeding’ at night


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Ash78, voting early and often
08/16/2016 at 11:21

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I actually installed it today because of the rain : (


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > bob and john
08/16/2016 at 11:23

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Ehhhhhh they didn’t have LED’s in 1970. Trying to keep it period. As period as you can get with a turn signal from a ‘98 Jetta.


Kinja'd!!! Seat Safety Switch > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 11:24

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If your tunnel ram has glow-in-the-dark throttle butterflies in a giant street scoop I’m even more in favour of this.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Seat Safety Switch
08/16/2016 at 11:24

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I was more thinking twin round air filters but it’s a ways off for now. Gonna drive it as is until winter comes and then tinker all winter.


Kinja'd!!! chaozbandit > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 11:25

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*GASP*

C series plates!


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > chaozbandit
08/16/2016 at 11:25

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Soon to be YOM 1970 plates. But I just wanted it registered.


Kinja'd!!! BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 11:29

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Are you turning into Zoidberg, only driving a way cooler and at the same time crappier car

Just kidding, I love the way it looks!


Kinja'd!!! just-a-scratch > Ash78, voting early and often
08/16/2016 at 11:29

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“Either they don’t know, don’t show, or don’t care about what’s going on under the hood.”


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer
08/16/2016 at 11:31

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You mean via my constant spamming of my own car? Guilty haha


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 11:57

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Mine’s not actually fast either, which is what makes it fun.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 12:03

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I love this!


Kinja'd!!! Gripevo1 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 13:21

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::shakes fist::

You damn kid an ‘yer loud ass cars!

Jk. Cool vette..liking the hoodless Roadkill look.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 13:26

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Did you find an OEM signal yet? :O


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
08/16/2016 at 13:39

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I did. It’s $600. : (


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 13:49

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Wow.....none in local junkyards? :(


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
08/16/2016 at 13:55

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Does anyone junk 1970 Corvettes these days?


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 14:04

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Some older yards may still have them.

Not sure how set you are on OEM parts, but I just saw these with some browsing?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/5-3-4-Stoc…


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
08/16/2016 at 14:22

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Turn signal looks like the photo. It’s integrated into the chrome grill which is why it costs so much. I have a Jetta light just hanging there but that’s my dilemma. I’ll keep shopping for one but basically I just need to find one at a swap meet.

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Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 14:55

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This car makes me immeasurably happy in its current form.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > RallyWrench
08/16/2016 at 15:14

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Are you near-ish to Toronto? Come for a drive in it!


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
08/16/2016 at 15:30

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Unfortunately not, I’m in California. I’d love to get back up to Mosport someday, it’s lovely up there.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > RallyWrench
08/16/2016 at 15:31

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I love Mosport. Can’t wait to do some laps in this old beast.


Kinja'd!!! they-will-know-my-velocity > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
09/09/2016 at 16:09

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God, I miss driving an obnoxiously loud car. I have a dirty plan to cat delete the GTO and put in QTP cutouts that will straight header the car. Stock muffler or maybe even Walker Quiet Flow mufflers for “Stealth” mode. Open cutouts for break your ear drums LS1.